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Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.


Celebrities my age are earning millions while I’m just sitting at home wondering what to do with my life.


Tumblr on November 1st


even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.



watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

Me: I met a boy.
Me (two days later): nevermind


a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa

Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.