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I'm Emily.
I sing and blog.
I suck at everything else.

I’ve had multiple dreams that I’ve met the boys and done something stupid and last night I had a dream I won a contest to get m&g and when I went up to get my picture liam was in a tank top and I grabbed his arms and screamed and just looked at his face and was like “YOUR ARMS ARE SO HUGE I BET YOU COULD HOLD ME AGAINST A WALL WHILE YOU FUCKED ME” and everyone just laughed awkwardly and I got the picture and left.

let’s be honest though if Miss Utah actually cared about gender inequality she wouldn’t be in a beauty pageant.

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people on this earth. Thank you for saving me. <3

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people on this earth. Thank you for saving me. <3

ahemily:

ahemily:

guys  im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD 

meanplastic:

Grandmas watchin Kim Kardashian’s sextape

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Anonymous said: Well, it seems our little game has come to a close. Thanks for playing!

it has? I didn’t see? who are you? I want to be friends. please don’t leave me.

Anonymous said: Probably. You never can really tell with anons. To be honest, only about 70% of those anons in the previous conversations with hazza were me.

can you please start marking your asks so I know which anon I’m talking to? I get confused so easily. I’m like a little old lady.

Anonymous said: Well I MIGHT have been able to tell her if she didn't screw up and block me. And I am assuming that she did not receive the message from one of my five side accounts either, so there goes actually telling her.

i’m a little confused. am I talking to 2 different anons right now?

Anonymous said: You are a much better sport than Hakuna Matata was. You're actually fun to message.

I like interacting with people considering people usually don’t like to interact with me much.