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Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

awfullyy:

Celebrities my age are earning millions while I’m just sitting at home wondering what to do with my life.

phoneticmeow:

Tumblr on November 1st

flyawaymax:

even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.

trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

Me: I met a boy.
Me (two days later): nevermind

pocket-ferret:

a moment of silence for all the little girls this halloween who had to be anna because their older sister wanted to be elsa

Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.